Monday, May 18, 2015

Pratt County Kansas Volcanic Ash Pit

Five deposits of volcanic ash have been located and sampled in Pratt County.
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Have you ever rolled around in the dirt just because it’s there?  Ever wonder where that dirt came from?  Me too!

Greetings.  I'm Russ Dale. I’m not new to Pratt Kansas as I am “from” Pratt in a cosmic sense, as my great-great grandfather Whitney Bailey arrived in the county in 1887 at the age of 15.  He was a wheat farmer in McPherson and Saratoga Townships. 

I enjoy learning about the past. I am a history buff who is heavily interested in genealogy and geology.  And I roll around in dirt. 

I was at the Pratt County Historical Museum one day pouring over historic maps of the county.  Wallowing in a pile of old maps is how I roll.  Pratt County landmarks like Skunk Johnson’s Cave, Pilot Knob and Arrowhead Hill made my imagination whirl.  Fascinating. 

Then something called “Volcanic Ash Pit” caught my curiosity.  The tiny drawing on this aged 100-year-old map was akin to a modern orbital satellite photo of the fictional Sarlacc pit, the Great Pit of Carkoon, in “Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi!”  A nerdy rock hound from Colorado, a geologic paradise in its own right, I am in love with rocks and the stories they tell.  And, being a dirt flounderer, I immediately knew I needed to find out more about this pit.  Who doesn’t like to visit pits?  Pits are exciting.  Pits are amazing.  If I had a nickel for ever pit I’ve visited I would have a gaggle of nickels. 

I scoured over satellite imagery of Pratt County in search of the pit.  I searched the internets.  I spoke with local old-timers.  I became obsessed with this mysterious oddity.

A friend of a cousin’s cousin made me privy to an enigmatic area called the “silica pit,” a place in the county where generations of children played in the dirt.  Corroborating this first-hand knowledge with information gleaned from a 1973 Kansas Geological Survey Bulletin #205 and a thesis about the “chemical fingerprinting” of volcanic tephra found in Kansas by Brian T. David of Kansas State University, I was pointed to what I believed was the “Volcanic Ash Pit.”

I went there.  All of my pit dreams came true.
 
My eyes did behold the majesty of the “Volcanic Ash Pit!”  It was an old pit with layers of volcanic ash 14 feet thick along the walls!  The ash, essentially fine shards of white to grey glass spewed from a volcano, was once excavated from the site and used in concrete for roads.  Others uses for “silica” included soaking up blood at meat packing plants and in bathroom cleansers.  Long abandoned, this pit was now just a hole in the ground inhabited by animals and plants. 

Where did this “dirt” come from?  The ash, from an erupting volcano, was carried by winds over Kansas many years ago and settled to the ground.  Streams washed the ash into shallow depressions. 

Could this Pearlette ash bed be Lava Creek B Tuff of the Yellowstone Caldera, the last major eruption from the Yellowstone volcanic center 640,000 years ago?  Was it derived from the explosion of Valle Grande Caldera supervolcano in north-central New Mexico roughly 1.2 million years ago?  That was a time when humans were an endangered species!  I am filled with questions. 

The debate is still out on the origin of the ash and where it fits on the geologic time scale.  Regardless of its origin, it is a superb geologic site.  Especially for Kansas.  It is doubly superb it exists in Pratt County Kansas.

My mission complete and personal dirt quota satisfied, I prepared for another learning adventure into the surrounding area in which my ancestors, and myself, call home.

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Sunday, May 17, 2015

Fun With Soppy

The Soppy, a delicious meat sauce, has been in my family for generations.  Soppy is great on steaks, chicken, fish, turkey and even pheasant. 

The Soppy ingredients are a well kept Bailey family secret.  My great-great grandfather on my mother’s side, William Rutledge Bailey, born November 10, 1846 in Knox County, Ohio, first threw down the Soppy on a massive hog he was cooking over a freakishly large fire pit at his prairie homestead in Pratt Kansas.  William slathered the hog with the Soppy and his wife Lucy and the Bailey children William, Whitney (my great grandfather) Henry, Oliver, Florella and Judson feasted on the flavorly enhanced meat. 

Whitney never forgot the Soppy ways.  Whitney grew to be a wheat farmer.  Pioneer settlers had a way of making play out of hard work.  One of the big social events of the year in Saratoga Township, Pratt County, was the time of butchering when several families helped each other as they went from farm to farm to work.  In the coldest part of the winter, neighbors gathered and several hogs were butchered, enough to supply the year’s meat.  Many of them were specialists in some phase of the work and Whit Bailey was one of the best butchers in the area and much in demand. 

With the Soppy powers on his side, he was bound to be a legend. 

Demonstrated here is Soppy use while grilling beefy kabobs and bratwurst.  Soppy glaze is still used for special occasions in my family.  Soppy. Soppy!  SOPPY!  

I will never tell the recipe.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Broken trees in Denver

Broken trees at Observatory Park due to the Mother's Day winter snow storm that brought heavy wet snow and winds to Denver.

Sunday, April 5, 2015

'Bout Those Eggs

I'm all about those eggs, 'bout those eggs. All deviled!

I'm bringing eggy back.Go ahead & tell them skinny bitches Hey!

Thursday, April 2, 2015

LOS

'It's not about what you didn't feel, it's about what you didn't show.'  ~unknown

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Motown: The Musical Hits Denver

A scrum of adventure in the Denver surrounded me on opening night of Motown: The Musical.

Impeccable timing made for a flowing chain of fun events. I departed the Colorado light rail station and rode the mass transit fantastic down to the Convention Center. From there, pre show vittles were a necessity. There was an approximate 10.23 minute walk to Yard House on the 16th Street Mall.

Happy hour jubilee awaited with great appetizer and drink specials. Moo Shu Egg Rolls and vampire taco® deliciousness ensued.

Once the belly was full it was off to The Buell Theatre, where the line seemed overwhelming. Checking with the Will Call box office, I was instructed where to go to pick up the tickets. And to achieve this I was to maneuver through the line, pushing my way stealthily to the front to retrieve my ticket. I did this swiftly, much to the dismay of people in the line. Wow. Simple. Amazing. My journey through the line was quick and painless. This truly was a Yelp Elite event and I had zero problems with gaining access. I saw a few familiar faces as I waded through the lines of humanity.

The show was great. I have seen many musicals at DCPA. This ranks up there as one of the best. The production was fantastic and it was obvious the cast and crew has this show down to a science. From the acting to the dancing to the scene changes to the lighting to the music ... all was superb. The audience seemed to enjoy it, as there was singing along, vocal grunts of joy, clapping, whoops and hollers throughout the performance.

Overall the experience was super. The vocals were sometimes drowned out by the music but if anyone had even a small knowledge of the music that didn't matter one bit. Motown: The Musical was a delight and I am sure the production will do well here in Denver.

MOTOWN THE MUSICAL
Mar 31 - Apr 19, 2015
The Buell Theatre
MUSICAL


Friday, March 20, 2015

RAD technical rider

This contract rider includes specifications on stage design, sound systems, lighting rigs, podium heights and styles.  It is also a wish list -- from transportation and billing to dressing room accommodations and meals.  All of this is required to make Russell A. Dale happy. 

Please do your best when trying to provide this extensive list of necessary items.  In some cases, a promoter will refuse a demand (crossing out the request on the document), and can be done.  It is, however, not recommended.

To save time and to be totally clear, please do not amend or change this rider for return.  Instead, grab a separate piece of paper and thoroughly describe you objections or concerns and fax a copy for review to a representative of Mr. Dale.

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SECTION 1

ARTIST COMPOUND
Barricade
Stage

SECTION 2

PRODUCTION OFFICE AND DRESSING ROOMS

Russ Dale’s dressing room will have:

1 large white toga
1 18 1/2" x 13 5/8" stainless steel serving tray with domed lid (large enough to hold a huge turkey)
1 massive lizard (water Monitor, Varanus salvatori)
6 pair surgical gloves
1 closed circuit television camera (with complete building broadcast capability)
5 apple pie scented candles
2 63-inch PPM63H1, Samsung Plasma display televisions
1 Sony DVX-100, 10-Disc Blu-ray/CD Changer
7 Pioneer PDSP-1, 5.1-channel surround sound speakers (with 254 circular speakers built into one flat Godless panel!)
1 Sony Playstation 4 with 4 controllers and memory card
100 rated M for Mature Playstation 4 video games
1 Smoker Cooker Bar-B.Q. Grill model #84 Mobile
Wifi access

Support Staff dressing rooms will have:

STILL TO BE DETERMINED

SECTION 3

FOOD AND BEVERAGE STUFFS

1 gallon top shelf buttermilk
10 pounds of lean Austrian pot roast
2 fresh vegetable trays with Freedom onion dip (cauliflower, broccoli, carrots, celery, cucumbers, cilantro and cherry tomatoes)
24 slabs of pork ribs
40 chicken quarters
16 chicken breasts
48 Boulder Beer bratwurst
1 package of hot dogs
1 big hunk of bologna
1 whole roasting pig
3 large roasting turkeys
2 bulky hams
10 marinated salmon (with Mango-Chile Sauce)
100 bottles of bottled water (room temperature and not Evian!)

ALCOHOL REQUIREMENTS

1 keg fresh Denver Beer Co Graham Cracker Porter (mixed gases, keg coupler, faucet and keg fridge provided by Mr. Dale's management)
12 frosted gray 16-ounce pint glasses with American Flag logo
2 1-liter bottles of JÄGERMEISTER (colder-than-ice at 4ºF please)
12 NASA “meatball” logo shot glasses
4 bottles of 1951 vintage Grange Hermitage (Penfolds Grange) red wine
4 six packs of Samuel Adams Cream Stout (bottled, full-bodied, coffee-like, heavily roasted, sweet finish with creamy head)
4 six packs of H.C. Berger Chocolate Stout (bottled)
1 liter Everclear (95% pure grain alcohol.  190 proof)

SECTION 4

WASHROOM FACILITIES

The bathroom should be cleanly with traditional toilet, “squat” toilet, bidet hygienic irrigator (THE BIDET IS A MUST HAVE!  This offers Mr. Dale and his guests a natural hands-off and soothing water wash in place of the irritating wiping action of toilette paper), double vanity sink and shower facilities with American Flag shower curtain. 

7 White bath towels with a red, white and blue stripe DOWN THE MIDDLE
3 Rolls of sky blue toilette tissue (Charmin Ultra)
1 Box of vanilla flavoured Dolly Madison Bakery Zingers cream filled cakes (with see-through wrapper so the golden cakes can be seen nestled sweetly inside, gleaming brilliantly like a meteor as it "zings" through the night sky)
2 15-gram packages of Original Satya Sai Baba Nag Champa incense
1 vanilla 3.5-ounce spray Ozium Deodorizer